AccountMens health phases
Which one are you?
Phase 1
Not giving a sh*t, partying, late night pizza, vapes
Phase 2
Taking a multivitamin, drinking vodka soda instead of beer, jogging
Phase 3
Reading ingredient labels, lifting weights, eating more chicken and salads
Phase 4
Paleo
Phase 5
Keto, carbs are murdering people, telling everyone about it
Phase 6
Holy shit everything is poison not just carbs, even the veggies are trying to kill us, going full carnivore, organ meats, lots of butter and tallow, no porn
Phase 7
Stop blaming carbs for what seed oils did, adding back fruit, juice, honey to the carnivore diet
Phase 3
Not giving a f**k what anyone thinks, barefoot at all times, completely trusting your gut, leaving cities, going full amish
Norse Organics
Frequently asked questions
Product
Norwegian plants need to survive arctic winters. They need to protect themselves from -30 degrees. The ripening window in Norway is short and the plants need to get all the nutrition to the blooms fast. Making them more potent than anything else on the planet. The Norse Organics products are filled with them.
We wild-harvest plants that grow naturally on the Norwegian mountainside to capture the highest quality antioxidant potential. Our plants need to survive arctic winters and pack a punch!
We naturally dry the flowers at 22 degrees for multiple days. This keeps all the nutrients and let us make products of a much higher quality. All products are handmade. Machines can't make products like these.
We spent 20 years creating a few simple, powerful products with fast results. Normal brands use 50-70% water. We use 0 water. Everything in the jar has a purpose for your skin.
They are more powerful and without all the side effects. The reason the big companies use artificial substitutes is that it's a lot cheaper and easier for them to make the products. They care about profits and not necessarily your health.
The diversity we have in our backyard in Voss combined with 20 years of skincare experience puts us in a unique position to make a healthy alternative to everything on the market - without it being crazy expensive for you to buy.
The products are specifically made for people in harsh weather. In Norway, we have temperatures from 30 to -30 degrees and a lot of rain, wind and snow. The products are made for extreme conditions. Making them suitable for everyone, harsh weather or not. The products work for almost all skin types; oily, dry, normal, combination, and sensitive. And all skin colours. It works for shaved men and men with beards or stubs.
Humans have existed for hundreds of thousands of years. Humans have spent 99.9% of their time on the planet living a natural lifestyle. Like the Norse people did. In the last 100 years, there has been an introduction of thousands of chemicals into our bodies. A lot of it is through hygiene and wellness products. A lot of studies have shown a decline in testosterone and sperm count in the last 40 years. You're not the man your grandfather was. Sources [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10]
Results may vary for each individual. However, 97% of our customers are satisfied with the product's effects on the skin. 93% said it was the best product they ever tried.
Interestingly, what many of our customers notice first is less oily and dirty skin. Some report it after just 7 days.
Yes, they do. You will see improvements in all of the above. You can also use our products on your body if you have irritable skin or eczema.
Depending on what you buy and how much you use it. They typically last 60 days. It's specified on each product page.
Yes, our products are not liquid. They are solid and packed full of ingredients. NO water added! This means you can take them everywhere.
Yes absolutely they can, and they should. Teens often get acne in puberty and our products will treat and prevent it.
Absolutely - our products can be used with other skincare products regardless of brand. However, some of our products were expertly formulated to complement each other well, so we recommend using our products together to optimize your skincare results.
Shipping and returns
We considered sending with ravens. But we didn't agree on the terms. We ship like this instead:
US 🇺🇸
- We ship from our warehouse in Chicago, Illinois.
- Delivery time US: 2-5 days
- Free US shipping on all subscriptions & $40+ orders
Rest of the world
- Delivery time US: 5-9 days
- Shipping price: $10-22
We ship worldwide. from Chicago, Illinois.
The US: 2-5 days
Scandinavia: 5-7 days
Europe: 5-9 days
Rest of the world: 7-12 days
All costs are on us and prepaid.
Let us know if you want to return the products and we'll send you a prepaid shipping parcel. We don't accept returnes on used or opened products.
If you use our products and don't get results, let us know and we'll give you a 100% refund.
You can pay with all credit cards, paypal, apple pay, shop pay, google pay, klarna and more.
Science
By studying ancient books and learning from extremely competent people with decades of experience with plants as medicine and treatment for a range of skin issues. We have spent more than 5 years learning from the most respected people across Norway and discussing with them when choosing what ingredients to put in the different products. It's not only the ingredients themselves that are important. But also how they work together.
What's interesting is that most of our ingredients are backed by thousand-year-old Norse traditions and modern science. you can see some of the studies about our ingredients here.
Our ingredients are the subjects of 454,928 studies on PubMed.
We have an advisory board consisting of both traditional plant medicine experts, medical doctors, dermatologists and experts on men's hormones like testosterone. We're not leaving anything to chance. Our product must be the best on the market and save for male hormones like testosterone. If not we're not putting the product on the market.
We have developed them over the years with testing and optimizing. We start with the problem we want to solve and find the most potent ingredients for that specific issue. We produce in a way that no-one else does. And we do that to keep all the nutrition from the ingredients in the end product. We combine ancient wisdom with modern science.